RAGBRAI RIDERS: We need your RAGBRAI joke ideas! If you're over 40, you probably remember
the "Laugh-In" TV show. The Cumberland Rose Players will be performing the RAGBRAI version
of "Laugh-In" at the E.E.Warren Opera House in Greenfield with performances at 3:00, 5:00, and 7:00 p.m.
But we want this to bring "lotsa" laughs, so we need your joke ideas. Here are a few early submissions:

What is the difference between a cyclist and a locust? The cyclist pedals his bike; the other bites his petal.
If the low bikes are recumbent…does Joe ride an erectant?

Do you have sushi?
Do we have what?
That's okay. I'll take a bratwurst.

We want your original ideas for jokes! Please submit to Catherine Howe: cohowe@yahoo.com by June 15. The top FIVE FAVORITES will receive cash prizes.
And come to the show!